Fake Commercial Ideas

Hey yall, these are just two fake commercial ideas I had for my writing job. Read through them and tell me what yall think. The first one is Maya Angelou advertising purity robes, and the second is Pope Benedict trying to sell condoms. Read it and enjoy. Feed back would be nice as well.

Maya Angelou's Purity Robes

Maya Angelou -

"Hello, this is Maya Angelou, author, poet, and African American activist. After a long day, I love nothing else to do except get in my newly design of purity robe. They come in all white to represent inner peace we seek go gain while you are going to sleep, garbing a late night class of milk, grabbing the paper in the morning."

A scene is then of Maya Angelou going outside grabbing the morning paper and having to her neighbor.

Maya Angelou -

"They are designed with a long, vertical, cone-like, shaped hood to protect your hair while you are sleep. You can even customized my brand of purity robes. I designed my robe to have a picture of the cross over my heart, so show my deep rooted love of Jesus Christ. So if you have 24.99, and want a good night sleep, go out and purchase Maya Angelou purity robes."

The second one is of Pope Benedict selling condoms.

Holydict Condoms

Pope Benedict xvi -

"Hello, this is Pope Benedict XVI. For many of our members of our international church community are being discriminated against by among there peers for not allowing to use protection during intercourse. Well, with the help from the divine guidance of god, those in the church community decided to allow our own special brand of Condoms. Holydict condoms are specially designed for the prating catholic. They are designed with actual holes in the latex, thus not actually preventing an unwanted pregnancy. They come in a wide range of sizes for Catholic men of all backgrounds. They have a flavor of WD-40 to discourage oral sex in the church community. You can find them at at every drug store and parish in the modernized world. They would be my condom of choice if I wasn't forced into celibacy."