A Rap Called: Lyrical Punch Lines

This is a Rap focused on punch lines. You will realize i was highly influenced by Immortal Technique while writing this....lol...enjoy.

Intro:

I'm sick and tired of MC dumbing down music now a days....well....i guess i have to change that.

Verse 1:

Devin Phillips is here again with another lyrical masterpiece
Unlike the American School System, my Genius won’t decrease.
I’ll come destroy your life worst then Meth heads in the Heartland
While be more influential to rap then opium in Afghanistan.
Im gonna spit some intelligent references for you in this song.
This will confuse you more than a toddler hitting a Roar Bong.
Unlike crack in the 80’s, you shouldn’t be trying me.
Cuz ill leave your soul more torn then what America was over slavery.
I have the mind of a Conquistador, my pride can’t become greater.
And I can be more ruthless then a Central American Dictator.
My words will spread like AIDS on the Continent of Africa
While they turn your stomach inside out like more than Salmonella
And ill stay true to my word, unlike Catholic Priest who aren’t celibate.
Just like the G.O.P. now in congress, your opinion of me won’t mean shit.
Ill destroyed everything you worked for like it was Poland in 1945.
And unlike a teenage criminal in Texas, you will not stay alive.
If your mom had$700, you would have been gone before the 2nd trimester.
But she didn’t, now I can fuck you life up more than an A.I.G. investor.
Like a Middle Eastern profit, my words can become divine.
So snort up these Coke covered words for my lyrical punch lines.

Chorus x 2:

If you wanna battle, lets, go, lets the punches roll.
But before you step in this ring, I just want you to know.
I might be nice, goofy, an awkard, but you gotta understand.
If you wanna challenge me to a rap, you be a fuckin dead man.

Verse 2:

If you wanna challenge me, like the Berlin wall ill make you crumble.
Unlike Gandhi or Mandela, I choose not to have myself be humble.
Like potatoes did to Ireland, I'll force you to leave your birthplace.
And like a comment by Bill O’Reilly, you will be left in bad taste.
Cuz like Government grown Cannabis, I spit some dank shit.
I’ll even befriend you, and then give you a small pox blanket.
Unlike Ancient Rome, going against me isn’t a Democracy at all.
Cuz you’re a innocent citizen and I am Government Marshal Law.
Like lookin for the fountain of youth, your goals won’t be achieve.
Like a UFO sighting, beating me is something no one will ever believe.
Cuz I will fight to the end, like I’m an Ancient Greek Spartan.
And like Kim Jong Il, no one gives a fuck what you startin.
Like in the French Revolution, ill leave you dead by the Guillotine.
And just like Nazi Propaganda films, I choose to be obscene
Cuz I’m addicted to rap more than Heroin to those Junkies.
And I’m more controversial then Darwin theories of Monkeys
So don’t make the mistake like Columbus did discovering the new world.
Cuz unlike Charles Mansions Ideology, my thoughts aren’t absurd.
One day I’m gonna blow up more than Normandy's beachfront Mines.
Because unlike Soviet food, you don’t have wait for lyrical punch lines.

Chorus x 3:

If you wanna battle, lets, go, lets the punches roll.
But before you step in this ring, I just want you to know.
I might be nice, goofy, an awkard, but you gotta understand.
If you wanna challenge me to a rap, you be a fuckin dead man.